i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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