absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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