apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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