She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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