eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Your penis caused this!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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