I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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