Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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