why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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