Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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