no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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