i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Is it penis luge time yet?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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