She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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