He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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