my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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