i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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