My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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