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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator

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(512): View more from Texas

I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.

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(713): View more from Texas

The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i need some food

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Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.

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(936): View more from Texas

Booty calls should never involve the cops.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

of course

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