Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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