Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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