Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Randomize
