so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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