Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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