I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He better not be in your backpack
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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