Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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