it was like his penis was on wheels.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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