I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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