I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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