Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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