Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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