Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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