Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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