Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Randomize
