Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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