Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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