Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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