Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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