The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You ate ashes out of my bong
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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