Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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