i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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