Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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