ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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