We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm always down for nudity.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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