so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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