Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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