Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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