This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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