well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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