If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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