Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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