i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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