absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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