Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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