do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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