Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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