Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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