His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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