oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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