Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
This is the high leading the old right now
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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