It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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