he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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