i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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